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***PET NAMES***

When going to the Humane Society to adopt a pet, there are certain things a future animal owner looks for. Sometimes age plays a factor. Species is another important one. Friendliness with other animals is a must. But did you ever figure that an animal’s given name would have any effect on his or her adoptability? Because most of the animals are taken from the streets, they don’t already have names assigned to them. Therefore, the Humane Society does that for them. Some of the names are cute and cuddly (Oswald, Ozzy, Tori, and Sitka can all attest to that). And then there are names which are so fucking weird that nobody bothers to adopt that animal. It’s sad and unfortunate, but it’s true. Would anybody adopt a kitty named Boompsa? Admiral Akbar? Sniper? Killer? What the fuck, man? So in this journal, I’m going to give you all ideas for pet names that aren’t too fruity or too weird. They’re just right and if they don’t feel right yet, you’ll get used to them over time. Starting with….

 

 

MALE:

 

 

Adam

Albert

Angelo

Barry

Biggie

Billy

Blake

Bo

Bray

Buddy

Caesar

Calvin

Chuck

Clay

Connor

Cooper

Dallas

Damien

Danny

Diego

Drake

Duncan

Dusty

Eddy

Finn

Frankie

Fred

George

Gerald

Henry

Howie

Jack

Jake

Jerry

Jimmy

Joey

Josh

Kingston

Larry

Louie

Luke

Mac

Marty

Mickey

Mojo

Monty

Nacho

Neville

Norman

Oscar

Owen

Pete

Randy

Ricky

Rocky

Sammy

Scotty

Seamus

Shadow

Simon

Sunny

Sylvester

Thomas

Titus

Tony

Tucker

Tyler

Victor

Woody

Wyatt

 

 

FEMALE:

 

 

Bailey

Becky

Bella

Brie

Cammy

Carmella

Charlie

Cherry

Cookie

Emma

Eva

Harper

Hattie

Jasmine

Jeanie

Jordan

Kelly

Lana

Lexi

Lilly

Marie

Mattie

Murphy

Naomi

Natalie

Nikki

Paige

Patty

Riley

Rosie

Sasha

Summer

 

We’ve got ears, say cheers!

 

***UPDATED CREATIVE TASK LIST***

 

EDITING TIMELINE:

September 1stt: Teach Me Passion, Twice the Cuteness, Walkabout

September 2nd: War Is My Destiny, Wendell Backland, Wishes in the Night

September 3rd: Wrestle Maniac, Format E-Book, Replace Old Copies with New One

 

 

READING PRIORITIES:

 

 

“The Girlfriend Wager” by Edward Davies

“So…I Met a Vampire” by Paul McAvoy

Weekly Short Story Contest and Company: “Flea Market”

“YES!” by Daniel Bryan

 

 

WRITING PRIORITIES:

Blood Brawl: “Chapter 2”

Character Profile: “Cain Lockhart”

Movie or TV Show Review: “Dennis the Menace”

 

 

***PROVERB OF THE DAY***

“Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.”

  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Fucking Hostile by Pantera
  • Reading: YES! by Daniel Bryan
  • Watching: The Rachel Maddow Show
  • Playing: With WWE Action Figures
  • Eating: Potato Chips
  • Drinking: Diet Coke

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Garrison Kelly
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Confessions of a Schizophrenic Savage (heavy metal poetry) and Occupy Wrestling (urban fantasy pro-wrestling novella) are both available where e-books are sold. Although American Darkness (contemporary short story anthology) is currently on the market, I request that you not purchase a copy until it's fully edited and cleaned up.

Garrison’s Library: garrisonslibrary.blogspot.com/

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growing-rose Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Writer
it's sophie ^.^ i got a new DA!
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Garrison-Kelly Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015  Professional Writer
Hi there, Sophie! Welcome back! I missed you! ^_^
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growing-rose Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Writer
i missed you too! how are you doing C: 
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Garrison-Kelly Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015  Professional Writer
I'm exhausted, but things will get better. How about you?
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Garrison-Kelly Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2015  Professional Writer
They could be the next William Butler Yeats! (eye roll)
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And yet they both amuse me.
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:nod:
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Crossover heaven. Hehe!
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