Whatever Wrestling Entertainment

(As a parody of “United States of Whatever” by Liam Lynch.)

VERSE 1
I went backstage after Monday Night Raw
Daniel Bryan comes up to me and he’s like,
“Stop eating so much meat all the time!”
And I’m like, “Whatever!”

And then I went to the catering table
Dean Ambrose comes at me with a switchblade and he’s like,
“I’m going to cut you up and put you in a bowl of chili!”
And I’m like, “Whatever!”

And then I’m in the locker room
Renee Young comes up to me with a microphone and she’s like,
“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time…”
And I’m like, “Whatever!”

CHORUS
‘Cause this is my Whatever Wrestling Entertainment!
And this is my Whatever Wrestling Entertainment!

VERSE 2
So I’m in the ring cutting a promo for Thursday Night Smackdown
The audience is like,
“We want Lana! (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap) We want Lana!”
And I’m like, “Whatever!”

And then Bray Wyatt comes out
And I have no idea what the hell he’s talking about
So I’m like, “Whatever!”

And then Seth Rollins comes up to me
And I’m like, “Yo, Seth, what’s up?”
And he’s like, “Nothing.”
And I’m like, “That’s cool.”

CHORUS
‘Cause this is my Whatever Wrestling Entertainment!
And this is my Whatever Wrestling Entertainment!